Every damn day…
The person who broke you can’t be the one to fix you. Remember that.
Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,
she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right
Last night I dreamed I was a secret agent of some kind. My cover was a party planner and I was tasked with pretending to plan a comic/movie convention, but my real job was protecting an old man. I was supposed to meet with the actor Stephen Moyer, who was also a secret agent, to turn over the old man so he could be transported to another safe house, when suddenly, we were attacked.
My weapon of choice? Samurai sword. Because I was fighting ninjas.
In the end there were too many ninjas, they stabbed me through the stomach, impaling the old man I was standing in front of, protecting. I lived, he died, Stephen Moyer killed the person who stabbed me.
Melatonin sometimes causes the most amazingly fluid dreams.
#dreams #stephenmoyer #ifightninjas
Impress your friends
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
I am honestly so uncomfortable when people wear those bracelets and shirts.
Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes, 1972 and 2014
Both by Dan Bagan
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma